Southern Fried Wiccan
Author: S.P. Sipal
Release Date: March 2015
Summary from Goodreads:
Cilla Swaney is thrilled to return stateside, where she can hang up her military-brat boots for good. Finally, she’ll be free to explore her own interests—magick and Wicca. But when she arrives at her grandma’s farm, Cilla discovers that life in the South isn’t quite what she expected. At least while country hopping, she never had to drink G- ma’s crazy fermented concoctions, attend church youth group, make co-op deliveries...or share her locker with a snake-loving, fire-lighting, grimoire-stealing Goth girl…
…Who later invites her to a coven that Cilla’s not sure she has the guts to attend. But then Emilio, the dark-haired hottie from her charter school, shows up and awakens her inner goddess. Finally, Cilla starts believing in her ability to conjure magick. Until…
…All Hades breaks loose. A prank goes wrong during their high school production of Macbeth, and although it seems Emilio is to blame, Cilla and Goth pay the price. Will Cilla be able to keep the boy, her coven, and the trust of her family? Or will this Southern Wiccan get battered and fried?
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My troubles all started the day my grandma discovered my grimoire in
her armoire. I’d flung it in when she’d called up the stairs for me to
“hightail it out to the barn” and feed the lambs.
Like I’m
supposed to know what “hightail it” means. Me, Cilla Swaney,
world-traveling military brat. Though I spoke four languages, I hadn’t
yet mastered my native Southern.
Until three weeks and five days
ago, I’d only visited I’m-So-Bored-I-Think-I’ll-Die-ville, North
Carolina, on the few―and thank God brief―furloughs Dad got between
posts. Now I was stuck here. Forever. Or at least until Mom closed on
our new house in Chapel Hill, which seemed to be taking forever.
I’d
finally cornered the littlest of Grandma’s late-born lambs, Lemon Balm,
between the wood fence and the red barn wall, when up at the house the
back screen door squeaked, and G-ma’s voice rang out loud and strident,
“Priscilla Lou Swaney. You have some explaining to do!”
I
jerked, and warm milk bathed the back of my hand as LB hungrily nuzzled
the emptying bottle I still held to his mouth. All three names. Oh mein
Gott, was I in for it.
My stomach did an odd jittery thing as I
peeked around the side of the barn. G-ma’s brown and green tie-dye skirt
swirled about her mucked-up barn boots as she crunched down the gravel
path leading from the ancient white farmhouse. Her wire headset plugged
into the cordless phone that was clipped in its permanent position at
her waist flapped irritably with her movements.
That’s another
thing. Why couldn’t I have a grandma like the other American kids I
knew? You know, a normal one—a gray-haired old lady who would put on a
red hat and go out to gossip with her retired friends. Or better yet,
one who would buy me all the things my parents wouldn’t and let me veg
out all day eating junk food. No, mine had to be some sort of leftover
hippie who ran her own organic farm and forced me to drink all these
vile fermented beverages she brewed up in her kitchen. Really.
“Let me call you back about the raw cheese, Hector. I’ve got to deal with a little problem first.”
Stopping
right in front of me—the “little problem”—and not a bit out of breath,
G-ma clicked off her phone and thrust the dog-eared pages of Teen Magick
into my face. The book almost, but unfortunately not fully, covered the
narrow-eyed look in her green eyes. Eyes the same color as mine; the
only thing we had in common.
She shook the grimoire in my face. “What is this nonsense?”
Panic gagged me. My fingers itched to snatch my new spell book from her, but that would have been a dead giveaway.
She
thumbed through the first few pages. “‘A Witch’s First Grimoire.’ ‘Pox
your Pimples.’ ‘Divine Tomorrow’s Test.’ ‘Ritual for Samhain.’ What are
you doing with this trash?”
I’d been so thrilled when I’d found
the tiny Spirit Rising bookstore while shopping with Mom near UNC. This
book had called to me from the window display. If only I’d bought it
after Mom had closed on the house and we were no longer staying at
G-ma’s.
“Uh.” I wracked my brain as I bent over the lamb, his
soft head tickling where he rubbed against my bare legs below my
cut-offs. “That…that’s a book I’m reading for research.”
“Research
for what?” She waved at a buzzing fly, and I caught a whiff of the milk
kefir she’d been fermenting earlier. “School doesn’t start for another
week. And watch out! Lemon Balm is about to knock over the milk pail.”
I
patted LB on his butt, sending him galloping off to the dry summer
pasture while giving myself time to whip up a better explanation. “Well,
see, before we left Dad in Izmir, he told me that one of his new airmen
claimed to be a Wiccan and asked me to look into it, see if he had any
reason to be concerned.”
It wasn’t a lie exactly. I mean, Dad
had voiced concern over this eighteen-year-old private I’d been hanging
with. Of course, Dad had been freaking about my “seeing” a guy three
years older. He’d have really freaked if he’d known his airman was
teaching me more about casting enchanted circles than giving heated
glances. As if an older guy would notice a geek like me anyway.
Born and raised in North Carolina, Susan Sipal had to travel halfway across the world and return home to embrace her father and grandfather's penchant for telling a tall tale. After having lived with her husband in his homeland of Turkey for many years, she suddenly saw the world with new eyes and had to write about it.
Perhaps it was the emptiness of the Library of Celsus at Ephesus that cried out to be refilled, or the myths surrounding the ancient Temple of Artemis, but she's been writing stories filled with myth and mystery ever since. She can't wait to share Southern Fried Wiccan with readers in March 2015.
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The cover is great. I love stories that take place in the South.
ReplyDeleteMagic does make for great reading.
ReplyDeleteStephanie, thanks so much for hosting the Southern Fried Wiccan book blitz today! And Mary, I love magic too. Just be aware, this is not fantasy magic. ;-)
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